Jokes and Gags
Good.... $0.60 | This looks so realistic when affixed to a windshield that my neighbor freaked when I tested it on him. The non-adhesive cling plastic allows you to use it over and over again on many victims. $2.95 |
Better... $0.65 | The Decal looks just like a rock broke the glass and lodged into the window. The decal is a non-adhesive cling plastic that allows you to use the prank over and over again. $2.95 |
Just Right. $0.95 | Fools everyone, sprinkle with water to make it really look disgusting. $2.85 |
Find a nickel, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good...hey wait what's this? It's a nickel affixed to a nail head that can be driven into a wood floor or asphalt pavement. Watch people pick at it before it dawns on them that they've been dooped. $1.69 | It looks like a real pack of cigarettes, but really it's a cleverly disguised squirting device! Just fill the 2" x 3-1/4" (5.1 cm x 8.3 cm) pack of smokes with water and give it a squeeze to shock and soak your victims! $3.45 |
Just wind the metal hand buzzer up and palm it into your hand using the metal ring around a finger. Wait for your opportunity to greet your mark. The vibrating buzz will send them into the air! Safe and Fun. $1.75 | Realistic blood. Simply chew on these capsules, and instant blood will drip from your mouth. Great for horrifying those unsuspecting people that are easily terrified by the sight of blood. $0.75 |
The dribble glass is a classic practical joke. You already know what it does. Now just sit back and laugh. $2.39 | When a piece of gum is pulled out, the spring inside releases, snapping the victims finger, hence the name "snap gum". Because this gum is spring loaded, it can be used over and over. Snap! $0.85 |
A small can labled Mixed Nuts hides a 30" plastic snake. Can rattles like loose nuts. $4.39 | She’s got a habit of fighting for what’s right! Suited in her traditional habit, our most popular punching puppet comes out swinging with finger-activated arms that move independently and a spring-action head that bobs and weaves. 12" $12.50 |
Our interpretation of the classic Propeller Beanie features alternating patches of bright fabric topped with a silver propeller that spins as you walk (or run). Fits most adult heads with an elastic chin strap. $5.50 | Say goodbye to tiny combs and tubes of mustache wax! The Bendable Party Mustache features a flexible internal wire that allows you to quickly and easily shape it any way you like! Each luxuriant, synthetic hair mustache is 6-3/4" (17.1 cm) long and fits on your face with a rubber piece that gently clips to your nose. $2.95 |
Comes complete with the six steps to hairiness; two enticing eyebrows, two sleek sideburns, a manly mustache, and a swingin’ soul patch. Each piece is black with an adhesive back. $5.95 | Change your mustache like you change your socks! This seven-piece collection of Stylish Mustaches allows you to have a dashing new look each day of the week. Monday you’re the Hero, Thursday you’re the Weasel. Made of lifelike synthetic hair and backed with adhesive tape, these little lip-rugs can dramatically change your image. $6.45 |
These Deluxe Nerd Glasses allow your inner Poindexter to emerge in all his splendor, with thick bottle-bottom lenses and large, black plastic frames. Take the Nerd Test on the back of the illustrated blistercard to determine your nerd quotient. Fits most adult heads. $2.50 | Just say no to pine trees! This Hula girl is about 4 inches tall and smells of the island breeze and comes with a string for hanging. $1.75 |
This 9" (22.9 cm) tall, stuffed cloth Voodoo Doll is endorsed by a couple of witch doctors and a guy named Stan. Use it to reward nice people by sticking a white pin in the “Win Lottery” area, or punish those who have forsaken you with a black pin in the “Migraine” area. With five white (good) pins and five black (bad) pins. $7.95 | Pre-cut slit fits over any schnoz. Comfortable and stylish. $0.75 |
Classic Gag! Offer your pen to someone...then when they pull the cap off get ready to clean up their mess when a super loud bang goes off. Comes with 16 caps to load up. $1.25 |
