Action Figures

Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims saw him as a prophet; Buddhists say he was enlightened; Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form) while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in our illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back. The Jesus action figure is a great toy for anyone studying the Bible and Jesus Christ.

Celebrate the great achievements of the man responsible for modern psychotherapy with this Sigmund Freud Action Figure. Each 5" tall figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams. The Sigmund Freud action figure makes a great unique gift for teachers or any student learning about Freuds achievements.

J.P. Patches was the host of one of the longest running local children’s shows in television history. “The J.P Patches Show” aired on KIRO-TV in Seattle from 1958 – 1981 and broadcast over 10,000 episodes in its 23 year run. Just about every kid who grew up in the Northwest during that time tuned in as Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City Dump, entertained them with cartoons, sketches and special guests. But you don’t have to be an original Patches Pal to appreciate this legend of local television — the success of his endlessly entertaining show paved the way for many others, perhaps even the one you watched as a kid.

This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Edgar Allan Poe Action Figure captures the father of the modern horror story in stark black and white with a hauntingly pale complexion and a removable plastic raven. Pose him on your bookshelf next to your volumes of his poetry and prose.

Every city has a sports super fan. In Seattle we have Lorin “Big Lo” Sandretzky. He’s a 6' 8", 470 pound fixture at every home football, basketball (NBA and WNBA) and baseball game. He invented the “D Fence” sign that has become so popular at sporting events across the country. His voice is so loud, it can be heard throughout an entire stadium. He’s featured on the jumbotron more than the athletes. Each 6-1/4" (15.9 cm) tall, hard vinyl action figure captures Big Lo in mid-cheer as he roots his team to another victory. Comes with four signs and a mini plastic version of the classic foam finger. Perfect for anyone who bleeds team colors. Illustrated blistercard.

When he wasn’t revolutionizing the field of psychiatry, Sigmund Freud was engaging in thrill sports to satisfy his id. This 5" (12.7 cm) tall, hard vinyl Sigmund Freud action figure comes with a 26" (66 cm) round nylon parachute with a rubber harness. Drop him from a tall building or toss him into the air and his brain chute will open, allowing him to safely float to the ground. Harness fits most of our other action figures as well. Illustrated window box.

Wreak havoc on your sister’s precious diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each set includes nine 1" (2.5 cm) to 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl zombies, complete with blank stares, gaping mouths, open wounds and missing limbs! Turn off the lights and they glow! Fantastic undead fun for the whole family! Illustrated blistercard.

Nunzilla is 3" (7.6 cm) tall and made of plastic. Wind her up and she’ll trudge forward, shooting sparks from her mouth.

On another plane of existence, in a separate dimension of a parallel universe, mythical creatures, strange beasts and frightful mutants battle for no apparent reason. Each card features two 5" (12.7 cm) to 6" (15.2 cm) soft vinyl monsters with bendable appendages to allow for all sorts of dramatic intertwining.

Of all the things that shouldn't smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li'l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper.

We’ve all heard the phrase “monkey business” before, but this Office Monkeys Play Set takes it literally. Each set includes seven 2" (5.1 cm) to 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) tall, hard vinyl monkeys in business attire along with a desk, a cushy boss chair, a computer with keyboard and a filing cabinet. Set them up on your desk and ponder the eerie similarities between the monkeys and some of your coworkers.